Stories from the Vault: Installation #2

This story was lifted from my good friend, Erin's blog. Her March 7th, 2005 post still cracks me up. Here it is below.


Writing assignment: Write to a fictitious pen pal, telling him or her what happens at our school dances.
ACTUAL seventh grade response:

Dear Mr. Mink,

Hello Mr. Mink, you are of this moment reading this letter in your very small tin foil hat on the rail road tracks.
You needed assistance with your BBQ?
You said you were BBQing on the tracks and the train hit it? OK...
Fix it using imaginary tools by Magico and follow the east to use the instructions.
Hope this helped!


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